Things you might hear at Sticks and Stones Thursday Nights:

Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

A: Nacho cheese!

Q: What does a nosy pepper do?

A: Gets jalapeño business.

Q: Why did the burrito blush?

A: Because it saw the salad dressing!

Q: What Tex-Mex food is good at math?

A: Inch-iladas.

Q: What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?

A: A macho nacho.

Q: What do you get if you eat onions on your beans?

A: Tear gas.