When should you take a ginger bread cookie to the doctor?

When it feels crummy.

What does the ginger bread man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet.

Why do basketball players love gingerbread cookies?

Because they can dunk them!

What do you call it when a redhead goes off the deep end?

A ginger snap.

Why did the Gingerbread man go to the dentist?

He had gingervitis.

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican and a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.